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Don't Worry Humourous Birthday Card Don't Worry Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Fuck This Shit Christmas Card Fuck This Shit Christmas Card
£2.30
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"Fuck This Shit" Christmas Card "Fuck this shit."  The shopping is done, the presents are wrapped but this little puppy sitting under the Christmas tree still can't get into the Christmas spirit and some people are just the same.  (The big pink bow round the neck is not helping!) Card dimensions: 126 x 178 mm This card comes packed in a cellobag with an envelope.  It fits standard letter post and…
Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card
£2.30
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Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card. We all know somebody this card is appropriate for (even if we cannot bring ourselves to buy it!) Size: 126 x 178 mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
May You Live Long Humourous Birthday Card May You Live Long Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"May you live long and never smell of wee" Greetings Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card
£2.30
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Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card. At some point in life bodily functions take over and leave you in embarassing situations.  Just embrace the momen, what else can you do?  This card is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126x178mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
On Hold Humourous Greetings Card On Hold Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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A telephonist is at her switchboard, saying: "Just let me put you on hold whilst I have a good laugh at your problem." A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
One Year Older Birthday Card One Year Older Birthday Card
£2.30
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"One Year Older and Still a Dick" Birthday Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
Rude Brithday Card Rude Brithday Card
£2.30
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"Peolpe say this birthday card is rude.  I say fuck 'em!" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Rude, Sarcastic Best Friends Humourous Card Rude, Sarcastic Best Friends Humourous Card
£2.30
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"You're a rude, sarcastic, evil bitch that drinks too much. I Know. We Should Be Best Friends." This card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. The card and envelope fit standard letter post
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Christmas Card Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Christmas Card
£2.30
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"Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself" Christmas Card Delivering all those presents every year and having annoying kids sitting on your lap all through December, it is hardly surprising that Father Christmas needs to let off steam from time to time .... "Santa says Go Fuck Yourself" Card dimensions: 126 x 178 mm This card comes packed in a cellobag with an envelope.  It fits standard letter post and is bla…
See this Cat Christmas Card See this Cat Christmas Card
£2.30
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"See this Cat" Christmas Card "See this Cat ... It doen't give a fuck about your Christmas".  The shopping is done, the presents are wrapped but this cat still can't get into the Christmas spirit and some people are just the same.  (The Santa outfit is not helping!) Card dimensions: 126 x 178 mm This card comes packed in a cellobag with an envelope.  It fits standard letter post and is blank insid…
See This Cat Humourous Birthday Card See This Cat Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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A greetings card for those with a certain sense of humour, which reads: "See this cat ...it doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" The card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

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