Adult Humour Greetings Cards

Bitchy and Judgemental Greetings Card Two friends are on the beach, sheltering behind a large, red and white striped beach umbrella.  Next to them is a speach bubble with the words "I love that we're both bitchy and judgemental about the same people" Size: 126 x 178mm This card is blank for your own message, comes with an envelope and fits standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card This ia a humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message.  On the front it reads "Fuck Quinoa!  I have cake". Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

Hands Up Greetings Card There is a photograph on the front of this greetings card of excited pensioners in a swimming pool, with their hands up in the air. Above are the words: "Hands up if you've pissed in the pool". Card size: 126 x 178 mm The card is supplied with an envelope and is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK and can be sent standard lette…

"Out of my way bitches I'm being fabulous." The card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

"May you live long and never smell of wee" Greetings Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.

Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card At some point in life bodily functions take over and leave you in embarassing situations.  Just embrace the momen, what else can you do?  This card is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 x 178 mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.

On Hold Humourous Greetings Card A telephonist is at her switchboard, saying: "Just let me put you on hold whilst I have a good laugh at your problem." A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

"One Year Older and Still a Dick" Birthday Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.

"You're a rude, sarcastic, evil bitch that drinks too much. I Know. We Should Be Best Friends." This card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. The card and envelope fit standard letter post

A greetings card for those with a certain sense of humour, which reads: "See this cat ...it doesn't give a fuck about your birthday" The card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Fuck You Greetings Card This card has a picture of a white cat with attitude! and the words: "Fuck You" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK