Adult Humour Greetings Cards

"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing.  It reads: "Farts are like kids.  You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Fine Specimen of Manhood Birthday Card "Happy Birthday you fine specimen of manhood" are the words on the front of this greetings card.  Beneath the words is a photograph of a tanned hunk in swimming trunks. Card size: 126 x 178 mm The card is supplied with an envelope and is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK and can be sent standard letter post.

"Go on, flash your gusset!  It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card This ia a humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message.  On the front it reads "Fuck Quinoa!  I have cake". Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

"Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

Hot As F*ck! 3D Birthday Card The front of this card is decorated with a decoupage-style 3D red hot chilli pepper shaking two maracas and the words "Hot as F*ck!" This is a 3D, eco-friendly card with a matching, rainbow-lined envelope.  It has been hand-assembled in the UK.  The card is made from premium quality 350 gsm FSC recycled board.  It is blank inside for your own message. Size: 135 x 135…

Hungry & Horny Greetings Card This card is pink with white and purple writing.  It reads: Men have 2 emotions, Hungry and Horny.  If he hasn't got an erection, make him a sandwich." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Let the Fun be Gin Greetings Card This is a super-girly, glittery card with a pink background.  The bottle is pink and glittery, whilst the slice of lime is green and glittery.  It has a slightly vintage feel about it.   The front of the card is decorated with a decoupage-style cluster of gin bottle and glass, together with a bouquet of flowers and foliage.  On the bottle is written "let the fun"…

Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card At some point in life bodily functions take over and leave you in embarassing situations.  Just embrace the momen, what else can you do?  This card is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 x 178 mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.