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At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Go on, flash your gusset!  It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card
£2.30
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Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card. We all know somebody this card is appropriate for (even if we cannot bring ourselves to buy it!) Size: 126 x 178 mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
Happy Fucking Birthday Puppy Card Happy Fucking Birthday Puppy Card
£2.30
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Such a cute puppy, such a potty mouth! "Happy Fucking Birthday" Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  The card is blank inside for your own message.
I`m Being Fabulous Humourous Greetings Card I`m Being Fabulous Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Out of my way bitches I'm being fabulous." The card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
May You Live Long Humourous Birthday Card May You Live Long Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"May you live long and never smell of wee" Greetings Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card
£2.30
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Never Trust a Fart Greetings Card. At some point in life bodily functions take over and leave you in embarassing situations.  Just embrace the momen, what else can you do?  This card is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126x178mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
On Hold Humourous Greetings Card On Hold Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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A telephonist is at her switchboard, saying: "Just let me put you on hold whilst I have a good laugh at your problem." A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
One Year Older Birthday Card One Year Older Birthday Card
£2.30
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"One Year Older and Still a Dick" Birthday Card. A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.
Rude Brithday Card Rude Brithday Card
£2.30
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"Peolpe say this birthday card is rude.  I say fuck 'em!" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Shall We be Best Friends Humourous Greetings Card Shall We be Best Friends Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Shall we be best friends forever?"  "Bitch, not with that hair!" The card is blank inside for your own message. Card dimensions: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

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