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Adult Humour Cards

1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card 1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-colour writing.  It reads: "How come I can remember All The words to every hit From The 80's.  But forget where I put my keys & phone." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card This card is purple with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I decided to go to an Aerobics class ...  I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card This card features the musings of a middle aged woman: "The Best Thing about being our Age is ... We did most of our Stupid Stuff before Social Media." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card
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Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card This is a blue card with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I didn't FART.  My bottom likes you SO much it blew you a KISS." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "You know you're getting old when you get: Butt Wiggle, Bingo Wing Flap & Boob Wobble, When all you're doing is brushing your teeth." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Card - Dig Bick ~ Card - Dig Bick ~
£2.30
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Dig Bick Greetings Card This card is white with black writing.  It reads: "I got a dig bick.  You that read wrong.  You read that wrong too." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Crocodile Dickhead 3D Birthday Card Crocodile Dickhead 3D Birthday Card
£4.00
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Birthday Crocodile 3D Card The front of this card is decorated with a decoupage-style 3D crocodile wearing a party hat and saying "Have a nice birthday dickhead!" This is a 3D, eco-friendly card with a matching, rainbow-lined envelope.  It has been hand-assembled in the UK.  The card is made from premium quality 350 gsm FSC recycled board.  It is blank inside for your own message. Size: 135 x 135…
Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Farts Greetings Card Farts Greetings Card
£2.30
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Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing.  It reads: "Farts are like kids.  You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Go on, flash your gusset!  It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Getting Old Birthday Card Getting Old Birthday Card
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Getting Old Birthday Card This card is black with white and red writing.  It reads: "Getting Old.  You don't need DRUGS anymore.  You can get the same effect just by standing up Really FAST!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Guide to Women's English Greetings Card Guide to Women's English Greetings Card
£2.30
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Guide to Women's English Greetings Card This card is black with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "A Guide to Womens English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = You'll be sorry We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this I am not upset = Of course I'm upset You're very attentive tonight = Is SEX all you ever t…
Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Man Whore Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday You Big Man Whore" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card
£2.30
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Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Greetings Card. We all know somebody this card is appropriate for (even if we cannot bring ourselves to buy it!) Size: 126 x 178 mm This card and envelope fit standard letter post.  It is printed and manufactured in the UK.

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