Adult Humour Cards

All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing. It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Biggest Bush Greetings Card Audrey is pictured in her garden, in front of a beautiful display of pink flowers and beneath the words "Audrey had the biggest bush in the street." Size: 126 x 178mm This card is blank for your own message, comes with an envelope and fits standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

Enormous Piss Up Post Covid Greetings Card Its the thought on everyone's mind that when the Corona virus is gone we are all going to party. The card is blank inside for your own message but this is the card for lockdown, to let everyone know that celebrations are not forgotten, just delayed until better times. This card and its envelope are packed in a cello bag. It has been printed and manufactur…

"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing. It reads: "Farts are like kids. You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Fine Specimen of Manhood Birthday Card "Happy Birthday you fine specimen of manhood" are the words on the front of this greetings card.  Beneath the words is a photograph of a tanned hunk in swimming trunks. Card size: 126 x 178 mm The card is supplied with an envelope and is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK and can be sent standard letter post.

"Go on, flash your gusset! It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card This ia a humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. On the front it reads "Fuck Quinoa! I have cake". Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK

Getting Old Birthday Card This card is black with white and red writing. It reads: "Getting Old. You don't need DRUGS anymore. You can get the same effect just by standing up Really FAST!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm