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Adult Humour Cards

Greetings cards that are a bit naughty, risque and rude but a lot of laughs for those who like that sort of thing. Alternatively, check out our humourous cards for all the family

All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing. It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card At Least You Are Trying Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Biggest Bush Greetings Card Biggest Bush Greetings Card
£2.30
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Biggest Bush Greetings Card Audrey is pictured in her garden, in front of a beautiful display of pink flowers and beneath the words "Audrey had the biggest bush in the street." Size: 126 x 178mm This card is blank for your own message, comes with an envelope and fits standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK
Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card Don`t Worry Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK
Enormous Piss Up Post Covid Greetings Card Enormous Piss Up Post Covid Greetings Card
£2.30
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Enormous Piss Up Post Covid Greetings Card Its the thought on everyone's mind that when the Corona virus is gone we are all going to party. The card is blank inside for your own message but this is the card for lockdown, to let everyone know that celebrations are not forgotten, just delayed until better times. This card and its envelope are packed in a cello bag. It has been printed and manufactur…
Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card Fantastic Bitch Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Farts Greetings Card Farts Greetings Card
£2.30
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Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing. It reads: "Farts are like kids. You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Fine Specimen of Manhood Birthday Card Fine Specimen of Manhood Birthday Card
£2.30
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Fine Specimen of Manhood Birthday Card "Happy Birthday you fine specimen of manhood" are the words on the front of this greetings card.  Beneath the words is a photograph of a tanned hunk in swimming trunks. Card size: 126 x 178 mm The card is supplied with an envelope and is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK and can be sent standard letter post.
Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card Flash Your Gusset Humourous Birthday Card
£2.30
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"Go on, flash your gusset! It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.
Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card Flying Economy Humourous Greetings Card
£2.30
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"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK
Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card
£2.30
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Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card This ia a humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. On the front it reads "Fuck Quinoa! I have cake". Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post. Printed and manufactured in the UK
Getting Old Birthday Card Getting Old Birthday Card
£2.30
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Getting Old Birthday Card This card is black with white and red writing. It reads: "Getting Old. You don't need DRUGS anymore. You can get the same effect just by standing up Really FAST!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

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