Adult Humour Cards

1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-colour writing.  It reads: "How come I can remember All The words to every hit From The 80's.  But forget where I put my keys & phone." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card This card is purple with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I decided to go to an Aerobics class ...  I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

"You may not be as gay as this, but at least you're trying" Greetings Card. A humourous card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card This card features the musings of a middle aged woman: "The Best Thing about being our Age is ... We did most of our Stupid Stuff before Social Media." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Birthday Shit with Excitement Greetings Card "It's your birthday.  Excuse me while I just shit myself with excitement" This card is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK.  It is supplied with an envelope which fits standard letter post. Size: 126 x 178 mm

Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card This is a blue card with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I didn't FART.  My bottom likes you SO much it blew you a KISS." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "You know you're getting old when you get: Butt Wiggle, Bingo Wing Flap & Boob Wobble, When all you're doing is brushing your teeth." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Dig Bick Greetings Card This card is white with black writing.  It reads: "I got a dig bick.  You that read wrong.  You read that wrong too." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

"Don't worry. Even though it's your birthday you're still a cock" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Enormous Piss Up Post Covid Greetings Card Its the thought on everyone's mind that when the Corona virus is gone we are all going to party.  The card is blank inside for your own message but this is the card for lockdown, to let everyone know that celebrations are not forgotten, just delayed until better times. This card and its envelope are packed in a cello bag.  It has been printed and manufact…

Fake Smiles Birthday Card Another year older and still not wanting to admit it?  Slap on a fake smile and brave your way through. This card is blank inside for your own message.  It has been printed and manufactured in the UK and fits standard letter post. Size: 126 x 178 mm

"Happy Birthday from one fantastic bitch to another!" A humourous, birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing.  It reads: "Farts are like kids.  You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

Flash Your Gusset Drinks Coaster "Go on, Flash Your Gusset!" These are the words on this drinks coaster which features a woman dancing; perhaps not one to use in front of the children! Size: 98 x 98 mm This is a black, melamine coaster with a cork backing which has been printed in multi-colours and manufactured in the UK.

"Go on, flash your gusset!  It's your birthday" A humourous birthday card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

"Do I look like I fly fucking economy?" A humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message. Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.

Fuck Quinoa! Greetings Card This ia a humourous, greetings card which is blank inside for your own message.  On the front it reads "Fuck Quinoa!  I have cake". Size: 126 mm x 178 mm. This card and envelope fit standard letter post.