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The following cards are all blank for your own message. Some are sentimental, others are nostalgic, pretty, inspirational or funny. Whatever the occasion Polkadot Stripes aims to stock quality cards at good prices and be a little different from what is available elsewhere.

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1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card 1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-colour writing.  It reads: "How come I can remember All The words to every hit From The 80's.  But forget where I put my keys & phone." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card This card is purple with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I decided to go to an Aerobics class ...  I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Amazing Cock Greetings Card Amazing Cock Greetings Card
£2.30
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Amazing Cock Greetings Card. A handsome, white cockerel, with an impressive red comb and wattles, sits posing for the camera on the front of this greetings card.  "Please can we just take a moment to appreciate this amazing cock" is the legend written next to him. Size: 126 x 178mm This card is blank for your own message, comes with an envelope and fits standard letter post.
Banana or Gin Birthday Card Banana or Gin Birthday Card
£2.30
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Banana or Gin Greetings Card This card is pink with white and purple writing on the front.  It reads: "A Banana has 105 calories.  A Gin & Tonic has 91 Calories.  Enough Said ..." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Battle of Britain Greetings Card Battle of Britain Greetings Card
£1.80
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Battle of Britain Greetings Card This greetings card is taken from a picture by the artist Trevor Mitchell.  It shows a sky full of RAF Hurricane aeroplanes and German Heinkel 111s during the Battle of Britain.  This battle was a turning point in World War II and the fields below could be our very own Sussex where there were many frontline RAF bases. Size: 175 x 123 mm Envelope: cream This card is…
Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card This card features the musings of a middle aged woman: "The Best Thing about being our Age is ... We did most of our Stupid Stuff before Social Media." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Black Cosmos Blank Greetings Card Black Cosmos Blank Greetings Card
£2.00
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Black Cosmos Blank Greetings Card A blank greetings card with a vibrant picture of black cosmos on the front and more on the inside. Size: 140 x 168 cm
Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card This is a blue card with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I didn't FART.  My bottom likes you SO much it blew you a KISS." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
British Institutions Greetings Card British Institutions Greetings Card
£1.80
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"British Institutions" Greetings Card British motorcycles parked up in a typical British village; both great institutions. Experience warm feelings of nostalgia when you send this greetings card to someone you love. Size: 175 x 123 mm Envelope: cream This card is blank for your own message.
Bucket and Spade Greetings Card Bucket and Spade Greetings Card
£1.80
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Bucket and Spade Greetings Card A typical summer's day on the beach.  There are donkeys and an ice cream van, kids are building sand castles, Mum is reading her magazine and Dad is taking 40 winks, whilst holding onto the dog.  There are kites and gulls hovering in the sky above and white sails can be seen bobbing above the waves out at sea.  This greetings card brings back happy memories of a sim…
Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "You know you're getting old when you get: Butt Wiggle, Bingo Wing Flap & Boob Wobble, When all you're doing is brushing your teeth." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Butterfly 3D Card Butterfly 3D Card
£4.00
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Butterfly 3D Card This card has been decorated with a 3D style decoupage of a butterfly.  The butterfly is richly coloured in black, gold and red. This is a 3D, eco-friendly card with a matching, black and white striped envelope.  It has been hand-assembled in the UK.  The card is made from premium quality 350 gsm FSC recycled board.  It is blank inside for your own message. Size: 135 x 135 mm
Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card
£2.30
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Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card This card is blue with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "When I call a Family Meeting, I turn OFF the WIFI in the HOUSE AND wait for them all to come RUNNING!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
I Can't Dance Birthday Card I Can't Dance Birthday Card
£2.30
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I Can't Dance Birthday Card This card is black with multi-coloured writing.  It reads:  "I can't dance to save my life.  But the moment I step in dog Poo, I can Moonwalk better than Michael Jackson." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Guide to Women's English Greetings Card Guide to Women's English Greetings Card
£2.30
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Guide to Women's English Greetings Card This card is black with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "A Guide to Womens English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = You'll be sorry We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this I am not upset = Of course I'm upset You're very attentive tonight = Is SEX all you ever t…
Words Can't Describe Greetings Card Words Can't Describe Greetings Card
£2.30
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Words Can't Describe Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "Words can't describe how Beautiful you are.  But numbers can 6/10" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Champagne Glasses Greetings Card - Celebrate! Champagne Glasses Greetings Card - Celebrate!
£2.00
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Champagne Glasses Greetings Card - Celebrate! There is plenty of fizz in this card with five champagne flutes all bubbling over with glitter and fun. The card reads "Celebrate" on the front and is blank inside for your own message.  The inside of the card is also decorated with fizzing champagne flutes. Size: 155 mm x 155 mm This card comes with a pink or lilac envelope.

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