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1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card 1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card
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1980s Hits Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-colour writing.  It reads: "How come I can remember All The words to every hit From The 80's.  But forget where I put my keys & phone." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card
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Aerobics Class Humorous Greetings Card This card is purple with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I decided to go to an Aerobics class ...  I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card
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All-Nighter Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "I'm at that age when an 'All-Nighter' means I didn't get up in the middle of the night to go for a wee." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Banana or Gin Birthday Card Banana or Gin Birthday Card
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Banana or Gin Greetings Card This card is pink with white and purple writing on the front.  It reads: "A Banana has 105 calories.  A Gin & Tonic has 91 Calories.  Enough Said ..." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card
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Being Our Age Humorous Greetings Card This card features the musings of a middle aged woman: "The Best Thing about being our Age is ... We did most of our Stupid Stuff before Social Media." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card
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Blew You a Kiss Humorous Greetings Card This is a blue card with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "I didn't FART.  My bottom likes you SO much it blew you a KISS." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card
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Butt Wiggle Humorous Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "You know you're getting old when you get: Butt Wiggle, Bingo Wing Flap & Boob Wobble, When all you're doing is brushing your teeth." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card
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Call A Family Meeting Humorous Greetings Card This card is blue with yellow and white writing.  It reads: "When I call a Family Meeting, I turn OFF the WIFI in the HOUSE AND wait for them all to come RUNNING!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Words Can't Describe Greetings Card Words Can't Describe Greetings Card
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Words Can't Describe Greetings Card This card is white with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "Words can't describe how Beautiful you are.  But numbers can 6/10" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Creaking Bones Humorous Greetings Card Creaking Bones Humorous Greetings Card
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Creaking Bones Humorous Greetings Card This card features Muriel, an older lady, who says: "As my Age I don't know if it's the Floorboards CREAKING Or my BONES!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Farts Greetings Card Farts Greetings Card
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Farts Greetings Card This card is white with black and red writing.  It reads: "Farts are like kids.  You don't mind your own, but find other peoples unbearable." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Favourite Greetings Card Favourite Greetings Card
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Favourite Greetings Card This card is red with black and white writing.  It reads: "Everybody knows I'm the favourite .." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Getting Old Birthday Card Getting Old Birthday Card
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Getting Old Birthday Card This card is black with white and red writing.  It reads: "Getting Old.  You don't need DRUGS anymore.  You can get the same effect just by standing up Really FAST!" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Good Bra Greetings Card Good Bra Greetings Card
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Good Bra Greetings Card This card is pink with white and purple writing.  It reads: "A good friend is like a good BRA.   Hard to find Supportive Comfortable Always lifts you up Makes you feel better & ALWAYS Close to your Heart! X" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Grumpy Husband Humorous Greetings Card Grumpy Husband Humorous Greetings Card
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Grumpy Husband Humorous Greetings Card This card features a man saying: "I've been Waiting hours for the Missus to pick me up from the Pub.  How long does it take to have a BABY?" The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
Guide to Women's English Greetings Card Guide to Women's English Greetings Card
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Guide to Women's English Greetings Card This card is black with multi-coloured writing.  It reads: "A Guide to Womens English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = You'll be sorry We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this I am not upset = Of course I'm upset You're very attentive tonight = Is SEX all you ever t…
I Can't Dance Birthday Card I Can't Dance Birthday Card
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I Can't Dance Birthday Card This card is black with multi-coloured writing.  It reads:  "I can't dance to save my life.  But the moment I step in dog Poo, I can Moonwalk better than Michael Jackson." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm
I've Got a Swimming Pool Humorous Greetings Card I've Got a Swimming Pool Humorous Greetings Card
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I've Got a Swimming Pool Humorous Greetings Card This card is yellow with multi-colour writing.  It reads: "I've Painted a Blue Square in the Backyard ...  So, on Google Earth it looks like I've got a Swimming Pool." The card is blank inside for your own message and comes with a gummed, Kraft brown envelope. Size: 140 x 140 mm

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